I'm getting Lasik eye surgery in a couple weeks and lately my eyes are getting really dry. I don't know that these things are related. I digress.
I was at the home of my close personal friend and was in the bathroom. I saw what I believed to be eye drops and helped myself.
A while later, I noticed my eyes oozing some kind of oily substance. I told my close personal friend what was happening.
Me: "I used those drops in your bathroom."
Him: (Laughing hysterically) "That is oil for my razor. Who squirts something into their eyes when they don't know what it is?"
Me: "Apparently, me."
But I'm not blind. Just blurry. Praise the Lord.
I rock.
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