As you know, my friends, I have a dream.
I have a dream of writing a book filled with my clearly inspired musings.
I have a dream that little children will take my life as a cautionary tale of absolutely what not to do.
I have a dream that during my lasik surgery tomorrow I will not go blind. But if I do, I will learn Braille and still harass you all. Hopefully in a bestseller.
That's all!
(PS-- I'm thinking of titling the best seller "That's All," because it seems pretty clear that my work here is done. At least that is what Satan said at breakfast. And if you don't understand that, you should watch "Murphy Brown.")
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