Monday, May 28, 2018

The Fall

May 28, 2018

Well, I made a big fool of myself today. See, I'm addicted to the sun, so while every other parent on Drew's team sits in the shade, I sit in the sun. I had not had enough to eat. I had one water. I'm an idiot. 

I stood up after they lost and started to walk toward the other parents and saw stars. I fell down, pseudo-fainting, scraped my knees, and created a scene. It was awesome.

The Mavs moms and dads and staff of the Ballparks of America came to my rescue. I slammed water and protein and I'm fine. Good grief. 


I rock.

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